May 04, 2011 15:25
alright hogwwarts
i think its time wwe had a lil chat
cuz apparently some of yous are goin around here all up an DELUDED ovver obvvious facts
like the fact that if wwe keep goin on like this the muggles a gonna keep stealin our magic right under our noses
our
noses
THE NOSES ON YOUR FACE
so yeah
that science thing?
FAKE
fake fake fake!!!
i just wwish all a you understood that
the muggles keep take take takin it from us wwith their stupid SCIENCE MACHINES otherwwise knowwn as magic stealin devvices or MSDs
those MSDs all up in space keep beamin dowwn on us and the ministry just IGNORES THE FACT that theyre stealin our magic energies
havve you evver wwondered WWHY technology doesnt wwork in hogwwarts? its cuz of that
it saps your magical energies and leavves you wworse than a squib
WWORSE THAN A MUGGLE
so yeah
this PSA brought to you by a wworried citizen
magic stealin devvices or msds,
seahorse horse thing yeah,
someone please make him cry,
this is completely silly,
wwhat a loser,
and then it was giant,
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