I can't win
We've been having some computer problems around the office, so I called on
idony to come by the office and fix them. Knowing my mother the way I do, I decided to try to head off one conversation before it happened.
"Before you even ask," I said, trying to be stern. "She has a boyfriend. She's been with him for eight years! So none of this 'Why don't you date that friend of yours' crap!"
She looked at me, with those vulture eyes. "Eight years, huh? Why hasn't he proposed?"
HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT?!?
idony to come by the office and fix them. Knowing my mother the way I do, I decided to try to head off one conversation before it happened.
"Before you even ask," I said, trying to be stern. "She has a boyfriend. She's been with him for eight years! So none of this 'Why don't you date that friend of yours' crap!"
She looked at me, with those vulture eyes. "Eight years, huh? Why hasn't he proposed?"
HOW THE FUCK DOES SHE DO THAT?!?