The USA has nearly run out of ocelots which makes me very sad, and not just because of hilarious titillation-related jokes. Curse you, George W Bush!

Apparently Glastonbury boss Michael Eavis has realised Glastonbury has been "taken over by middle-class, middle-aged professionals". Although that's possibly still better than T In The Park which ( Read more... )

Yesterday evening I had to listen to someone apparently puking outside my flat window for about half an hour. Luckily it's rained non-stop since then. In happier news, I'm now venturing out For Some Culture, to the gallery of modern art, which due to the same rain is sure to be full of small children running around leaving wet footprints. Since ( Read more... )

Read this and then try and tell me you don't want to buy a book called Great British Bus Journeys, by David McKie.