The USA has nearly run out of ocelots which makes me very sad, and not just because of hilarious titillation-related jokes. Curse you, George W Bush!

Apparently Glastonbury boss Michael Eavis has realised Glastonbury has been "taken over by middle-class, middle-aged professionals". Although that's possibly still better than T In The Park which ( Read more... )

More awesomely dull dream posts. First, possibly influenced by Jan Svankmajer's Conspirators of Pleasure, I was trying to stuff lots of drawing-pins (thumb-tacks, push-pins) into my mouth. The first few times I managed to get them all out again quite easily just by opening wide and spitting. But the last time, I had to fish around with my tongue ( Read more... )