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Are you searching for the love of your life, looking for a date for the weekend, or just trying to find a like-minded companion? Are all your dates pretentious ladies with no interest in your personality? Has Mr. Right been eluding you all this time and all you seem to be saddled with are Mr. Wrongs?
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All you have to do is fill in this form and get registered with us. We'll handle the rest!
Sign Up for the Wright Dating Agency Match-Up!
What can we call you :
Age :
Gender : (Male/Female)
Sexual preference : (Female/Male/Either)
Occupation :
What kind of relationship are you looking for? : (Long-term/Short-term/Friendship)
We don't impose a limit, but please keep your entries as brief as possible!
1. Tell us a bit about yourself.
2. What qualities do you admire?
3. What is your ideal date?
4. What do you look for in a lover/companion?
5. If you could be a kind of crayon, what would you be?
Please clarify a colour and brand, if possible.
Testimonials
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Interested? Well you should be! Mr. Wright's a famous lawyer, you know? He'll find the right one for you.
Fill in the questionnaire in a comment and we'll be sure to get back to you once we've found a suitable match!
What can we call you :
Age :
Gender :
Sexual preference :
Occupation :
What kind of relationship are you looking for? :
1. Tell us a bit about yourself.
2. What qualities do you admire?
3. What is your ideal date?
4. What do you look for in a lover/companion?
5. If you could be a kind of crayon, what would you be?
Our service fees can be found in our FAQ. Please check there before asking any questions!
(If you're signing someone up, please write out their username in the brackets beside What We Can Call You.)