WENT TO THE E-AWARDS YESTERDAY.

( My lovely debacle )

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First off, thank you and a big slap to eljay for eating up the post I spent three-quarters of an hour on.

But no matter, I have all the patience in the world.

I did not do anything to warrant insults from you. Yes, yes, I'm hairy, I'm fat, I'm ugly, pimply, huuuge, stupid, bitchy, petty, whatever. If you don't know how to take a freaking joke, then ( Read more... )

Besides living to irritate their sisters, brothers don't really have any other use. Yeah, you're fatter and taller than me. I give you permission to lord over me cos your fats balloon over mine, cos your legs are fatter and longer than mine.

Happy now?