Letters...

[wraithwitch]

Dear Unhappy Left Arm,

Have you any idea how pissed off
and how monumentally dumb I will feel
if you fall off - or kill me?
Please don't. I really couldn't stand the embarrassment.
Also if you could fix yourself by tomorrow noon,
that would make my father's day less vexing.
Cheers,
Salt and elevation,
Corvid.
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