My Little Sister is No End of Special.

[wraithwitch]

Katie: (petulant) You know America's, like, really far away, right? And it's really sunny. You hate the sun. What are you gonna do?
Me: (wryly) Live in a freezer.
Katie: Huh. I dunno why you're going. (suddenly) Is he rich?
Me: No idea.
Katie: Is he getting your ticket?
Me: ... Yes.
Katie: Must be then. He's Colin or somethin', yeah?
Me: Kallian.
Katie: Yeah, it's Colin and he changed it to be all... (makes skewed expression meaning 'weird and freaky like you'.)
Me: ...
Katie: Well? C'mon then.
Me: What?
Katie: Let's see what you're going all this way for.
Me: (raises eyebrow at the Marianas Trench of shallow that is my sister. Produces picture)
Katie: (unimpressed) Is that him? He's not what I thought he'd be like. He's normal.
Neurons: *snort*
Katie: He got a ponytail?
Me: No.
Katie: You sure? He has.
Me: Yes I'm sure, no he doesn't.
Katie: (skeptically) He doesn't look like a murderer or anything I guess. But then they don't. Like neighbours on the telly always say 'he was so polite' an' stuff...
Me: (rolls eyes and produces other picture in which Kallian is smiling.) Here.
Katie: (surprised) Oh, he looks quite nice. Is he, like, being Braveheart or somethin'?
Me: (deadpan) Yes.
Katie: Oh god - is he a ginga?!
Neurons: *blink blink blink*

*sigh*