Positive: it's absolutely gorgeous today.
Negative: all my jeans have holes in them.
Random: the river is very silty.
Quote: minervacat: Can I just say how annoyed I am that Tom Stoppard became famous by writing, essentially, glorified legal fanfiction?
g_m_s: You're just annoyed that he's ridiculously wealthy from it.
minervacat: Well, yes.

FLIST I HAVE BEEN LIVING OUT ( Read more... )

Order of business #1: Dana sent this to me today, and hee. ( A friendship pledge. )

I've mostly not been updating much, I realize. Bunches of stuff has happened, and I've been busy, so here's the short version ( Read more... )

Shelby: "Yea, verily, I say unto thee..."
Faith: "Go forth, and do not be an asshole."
Shelby: "You stupid motherfucker."

Also, I would just like to state for the record that, no matter your party affiliation or pro-life leanings or ANY KIND of personal thoughts on the matter, this whole Terry Schiavo case is a complete and utter morass of (at the ( Read more... )

"I want to be a black man born in the 1930s." - Shelby

"Because, I mean, with our track record, you can never be too careful. And when we say never, we mean never, never, ever. Eight alarm clocks? No. Could we have another one? Because that would be GREAT." - Me

Me!quotes from the past few days:
"I can't twitch my nose. Fuck you."
"I definitely just typed 'intellectual' as 'interlectual.' Ah hurt mahself."
"Don't thump yourself like that!"

Stuff wot is left to do before I head out of town:- film paper (just three pages, no big deal ( Read more... )

"I had to fight not to laugh."
"...at yourself?"
"Yeah. At my nose-noises." - Shelby and I

I don't even know. I've just always wanted to say that.

Right then! On to business. Test spam! ( Editing test #1: A. )

So, Whitney came across a Jack/Spot slash story. She didn't read it, but the very existence of it set the two of us on the following tangent:

editor's note: i seem for some reason to have been operating in some strange alternative reality wherein Spot was, in part, Race. um? people, i just don't know.

( Cut for facetiously implied, completely fictitious and completely tongue-in-cheek boysex. No harm, no foul, no profit, etc. )

1. Whitney wrote me fic as a reward for doing my homework. And it's brilliant. HEEomg. *much loff to the wifelet* I ought to do homework more often ( Read more... )