It's six thirty on a Friday and I have NO PLANS except to stay home (surrounded by ANIMALS!) and drink coffee (I've been dead tired all day and I just want to go back to bed and sleep FOREVER) and watch Catwoman and maybe take out the dead plants and pick up a little. This is for two reasons:

1. I have no money.
   
2. It is too damn hot. Too hot to do, like ( Read more... )

So Shelby and I were wondering exactly what the fourth line of Bubba Sparxxx's "Miss New Booty" is. We decided the best way to go about it would be a Google search, so I typed "i found you miss new booty" into the Google search bar, which is the best thing ever just on its own, but it gets better: I clicked through to see if we'd get any porn ( Read more... )

As tagged by sbryan, six random things about me:

1. Whenever I burp or belch or get the hiccups or do anything which usually merits an "excuse me" in polite society, I say "excuse me," even if I'm alone.
   
2. I really enjoy watching movies by myself. It took a while to get used to -- my first semester up here when I wasn't living with anyone and didn't have ( Read more... )

Okay. So I'm an AT&T customer. And AT&T is apparently letting the FCC have access to every last one of its records and allowing wiretapping of any of their customers without a warrant. Now, I know I should be all up in arms: as a registered Democrat and a journalist and somebody who really does believe the government simply doesn't need to know, ( Read more... )

Langston Hughes and Arna Bontemps were totally fucking. Inappropriate, I know, but TRUE, I say.

This is more gentle, "gearing-up" sort of music as opposed to a "getting it on" sort of music, but there are a few in there, and I'm working on it.

In no particular order, of course:

• "Decara a la Pased" - Lhasa
  
• "Strength, Courage & Wisdom" - India.Arie
  
• "Selfless, Cold, and Composed" - Ben Folds Five
  
• "Donde Estas" - Nelly Furtado
  
• "Looks" - Mike ( Read more... )

So I've spent the last three hours stripping and sanding my new bed. I have almost half of the footboard done. In layman's terms, since the headboard is so much bigger than the footboard, I'm about 3/8 done, which I guess works out nicely and tells me it will take me about eight hours in total to do it. Ugh. Paint stripper is a bad motherfucker ( Read more... )

Here I would say: "Why is it so much easier to write 2000 words worth of fic?" Except that when I say that I realize I have never written 2000 words worth of fic, that even my long-standing, still-going-since-December unfinished thing isn't even 1500 words yet ( Read more... )

My hair looks fantastic, though.

I have wasted too much time tonight watching Hitchikers again, and bouncing around on LJ, and talking to wheresmytower for the first time since Thursday wtf, and feeding raspberry pudding cake to everyone. My grades for editing aren't up yet. Since when does it take a full week to work through a class of twenty? *antsy ( Read more... )

My third class discussion went very well - got off to a terrifyingly slow start, but we ended up going five minutes over, which is nice. I almost had a heart attack when I woke up and one of the neighbor girls was blow-drying her hair in the bathroom, and I thought I might be late, but she was out in time for me to put in my contacts and still get ( Read more... )