Yuushi, do you possess a pack of cards? Or any alternative form of entertainment that it would please you to share, since it is not to be tennis for the present ( Read more... )

Apparently, encouragement is insufficient. Kabaji, please bring Oshitari to the tennis courts. Do not listen to protests that he can make the trip on his own. It is quite evident that he cannot ( Read more... )

Birthday wishes, Kabaji. I regret that it is not possible to celebrate as we have done in previous years although the date is more accurate. I did take the liberty of ordering you a new jacket ( Read more... )

Hiyoshi, your game today was a disgrace. Clearly, your mind has been incorrectly focussed of late. To remind you of your responsibilities, you will run around the island fifty times once you have completed the sand bucket drill up the hill and your little boyfriend can run 100Remember to wake up Oshitari before practice or it will be 100 ( Read more... )

It appears there is a difference in opinion as to the outcome of the Halloween costume contest ( Read more... )

Your thoughts?

Since it appears the current desire is to celebrate the undead, I shall magnanimously hold a costume contest at tonight's evening gathering. Naturally, I shall be a judge, not an entrant, since otherwise only the second prize would be up for debate ( Read more... )

Yuushi, when the rabble of seething hormonal fan-boys has abated, I hope you will join me in a more suitable toast to your birthday.

Fuji Yuuta, you will play me at tennis so I can better judge your incompetence. Tezuka, I bid you to do the same.

Boy, that diamond has the appearance of having passed through your entire digestive track. If you cannot be trusted to keep within normal food rations then you should not be allowed to exercise on the courts ( Read more... )