One can only hope, boy, that you were planning to end that sentence with 'single'.

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(ooc: Atobe woke in the middle of Echizen writing "Ryoma is..." on his forehead on April fools. He also heard Yuuji's imitation of Tezuka waxing lyrical about Atobe, though his interpretation of that is torn between him believing this is entirely appropriate and ( Read more... )

Tezuka, you have become careless.

A new exercise regime will begin tomorrow at dawn for all members of Hyoutei. Collect two buckets of sand and run to the top of the highest hill on the island. When you reach the summit, you may take a 2 minute rest before beginning the decent at a constant speed ( Read more... )

Birthday wishes, Hiyoshi. I would congratulate you in person, but your reckless associations appear to have landed you in an unsavoury cave.

If you ever choose to get well, you may meet me on the court.

Tezuka. A match. You owe that to me.

Yuushi, when the rabble of seething hormonal fan-boys has abated, I hope you will join me in a more suitable toast to your birthday.

Fuji Yuuta, you will play me at tennis so I can better judge your incompetence. Tezuka, I bid you to do the same.

Tezuka, allow me to be the first to wish you many happy returns.

I will offer you the same gift you gave me every day for the next year at a time of your choosing.

Boy, that diamond has the appearance of having passed through your entire digestive track. If you cannot be trusted to keep within normal food rations then you should not be allowed to exercise on the courts ( Read more... )

Tezuka, join me at my table for this evening's meal.

I hope your birthday celebrations pleased you, Jirou. Your absence from my sight this morning I presume is due to you resting and not because you are sick from an excess of food additives. If that assumption is incorrect, inform me.

Boy, if you insist on using Tezuka's a deck 1 bathroom, try to ( Read more... )