In America... then Spain...then America again ...

Sep 01, 2008 10:45




Imbued with goodwill, helpfulness and great feelings of thanks to one Holy Comrade Sir Braginsky, Tibet calmly walks up to the place where America keeps his cows. [yes they are all in one place. no I don't know why]. The security was easy to take care of. Afterall, Tibet was doing this for the good of others (not just the  cows) and also, Activist!Tibet is unstoppable.

Now that the gates holding the cows are opened, the kid happily waits for the them to run free. This doesn't happen.

Tibet :  "Um, Miss Cows...you're free now. You can all go home. No one will be mean to you or treat you badly and you can eat real grasses..."

Cows: "..." *seem uninterested*

Tibet: "Hello? Can you hear me? Hello? I know you're all awake. Your eyes are open. "

Cows: "..."

Tibet: "No one is going to eat you! You can be happy now. Go! Be free!"

Cows: *don't really do much, and just mill about blandly*

Tibet then has an idea. This next plan was something he actually thought up all by himself this time. So off to Spain we go. [surprisingly all of Spain's bulls are also kept in one area]. He approaches the animals hesitantly (because he's heard they are grumpy), and is surprised when they speak to him first.
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