Secret #15: i Can't Ski
We went to the Feldburg.They said they'd help me out. It took two tries to get the chair lift to the top. Then they took off down the hill.
...skiskiski-PLOP!...skiskiski-PLOP!...skiskiski-PLOP!...skiskiski-PLOP!
After about a half-hour, the snowcat was coming up the hill. Right at me!! i didn't know if he saw me since it was snowing. And i couldn't get up. And he kept getting closer. push-flop-push-flop-push-flop. Closer, closer...AAAAAH!!! Finally, when he was about 20' away, i got up and skied off to the side. The cat driver had a grin as he passed me. "Verpiss dich!!" i finally made it to the bottom. i took off those damn skis and started drinking. "C'mon, let's go to the top again!!" No, thank you, they have beer here at the bottom. Later on, we stopped in Baden-Baden to take the cure at the Roman-Irish Baths. That's a story in and of itself, but if you ever find yourself in Baden-Baden, you should bad where the Badeners in Baden-Baden bad and spend 3-1/2 hours taking the cure. You'll feel like a new man.
NOTE: All of the "bad"s here are prounounced "bahd".
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