Secret #9: Keep It Dry
There's nothing that drives me nuttier than water in my ears. Seriously, it makes me totally wacked out. When i first met Matthew, i told him i had three rules: * Don't call me 'honey'.
* Don't call me 'Baby'.
* Don't stick your tongue in my ear.
OK, so he quickly broke the first two rules and since he was so damn cute, he got away with it. But he knows better than to break that last one. He likes living too much. i swear, it could be the hottest scene in the world, but one flick of your tongue in my ear will seal your demise. Even after they've been warned, some guys try to test the boundaries and just "nibble around the edges". Naturally, i go into defensive mode and tense up. i don't ask for much. Do with me what you will. But leave my goddamn, mother-fucking ears alone. And pass me a Q-Tip. Please. kthxbye.
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