My phone rings.

Me: Hey, what's up?
Ray: Hey, did you know that Justin Timberlake is only 5 feet tall?
Me: No, he is not!
Ray: I'm reading it right here! He is!
Me: No way! There's no way he's only 5 feet tall.
Ray: Oh, wait, nevermind, it's Christina Ricci.

Why is it that nudists are rarely the people you want to see naked? I saw a guy a few weeks ago wearing a t-shirt advertising a nudist colony (ironic much?), and it definitely made me never want to go there. I think David Sedaris had an essay about that in one of his books. He went to a nudist colony and was horrified by everyone. If he had been in ( Read more... )

Highlight of the weekend: My friend Eric, whom I've known since freshman year of high school, pointed to my guy and said, "He looks like John Cusack! You've always liked John Cusack. That's so great!" It was adorable.

I went to a Red Sox game last night for the first time in almost two years. The last time, my alcoholic friend almost got into a fight with a Yankees fan and spent all of his money on booze. This time was much better and it's all due to the fact that I was bored at work and that I'm short. I was reading ads on craigslist, and I found this one from ( Read more... )