lighten up, asshole
here are the top five reasons my cousin rachel is the coolest person in the world:
5. she owns every meg cabot book in existence, and in fact pretty much belongs in one of them.
4. this morning, when some jerks tried to come in and wake us up, she threw everything within reach at them and then screamed "go AWAY, or at least hand me some more stuff, cuz i've run out of things to throw at you!"
3. she takes absolutely no crap from anyone, except, for some reason, me.
2. when one of the dumb younger male cousins gets on her nerves, she thwacks them repeatedly on the head without even thinking first, and alarmingly, gets away with it.
1. she talks to her computer screen.
5. she owns every meg cabot book in existence, and in fact pretty much belongs in one of them.
4. this morning, when some jerks tried to come in and wake us up, she threw everything within reach at them and then screamed "go AWAY, or at least hand me some more stuff, cuz i've run out of things to throw at you!"
3. she takes absolutely no crap from anyone, except, for some reason, me.
2. when one of the dumb younger male cousins gets on her nerves, she thwacks them repeatedly on the head without even thinking first, and alarmingly, gets away with it.
1. she talks to her computer screen.