It's 62 degrees in my house right now.

Fireplace... ACTIVATE!

Heads and shoulders different. Sleeping, bathing, parking, cooking, watching TV, playing with Fred... all better in a house ( Read more... )

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I bought a motherfucking house.

Yesterday, ON THE WAY TO THE LAWYER'S OFFICE, my Realtor Tarah called and said that I need to go to her office instead. Why? Because Fannie Mae had to reject every page of our paperwork because they weren't THEIR forms and the listing agent could have told us that weeks ago ( Read more... )

Well, since the sum total of nobody bought me anything from my registry, I'll go ahead and post it here. Go to http://www.lowes.com/lowes/registrySearch.do?action=h and search for William Wolfe.

I mean, seriously. There's stuff on there like batteries, light bulbs and fire extinguishers. Who couldn't afford some of that?

I took pictures of the inside of my house today (plus one of my realtor's baby). Rather than posting each and every single one of them, I'll just put a link to the directory here and let you browse them at your leisure.

Both of my parents, independently, called me at work.

"Which house is yours again?" Obviously driving around looking for it. "Oh, that's a nice one!"

Then my brother calls asking me for a hotel discount, a sweet one of which I give him.