Larry Holdaway can deal with a maximum daily capacity of 200 GSU (Gross Stupidity Units), and can safely filter up to 14 IAE (Insensitive Asshole Encounters) per week. Surplus GSU and unfiltered IAE are converted to WRP* (Withheld Rage Packets), which are then stored until such time as they can be safely disposed of**. If WRPs are allowed to ( Read more... )

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Narrow-mindedness is one of the great pitfalls of polite society.