Warning Label

[witchlars]

Larry Holdaway can deal with a maximum daily capacity of 200 GSU (Gross Stupidity Units), and can safely filter up to 14 IAE (Insensitive Asshole Encounters) per week. Surplus GSU and unfiltered IAE are converted to WRP* (Withheld Rage Packets), which are then stored until such time as they can be safely disposed of**. If WRPs are allowed to accumulate for too long (either due to a lack of disposal opportunities, or an unexpected surge in GSU and/or IAE), an exponential increase in the likelihood of a HOLY-FUCK-I-WANT-TO-KILL-YOU-ALL-YOU-STUPID-MOTHERFUCKERS may occur.

*conversion efficiency is subject to multiple factors
**usually via some combination of artistic and debaucherous activities