A message from your inner voice

Feb 01, 2007 01:18

Inner-'Cracks: Self! Self! LISTEN to ME! You will NOT under ANY circumstances go to B&N to buy Newtype USA!

Me: But...but..."DADDY"!

Inner-'Cracks: Yeah, on ONE page! And it's not like he'll come to your house and READ it to you!

Me: Okay. Okay, i won't go to B&N for that. I'll go...to buy a heart transplant book for school.

Inner-'Cracks: Good girl.

Me: And if that section so happens to be within...500ft of the magazines...

Inner-'Cracks: Noooo. NO! ALICIA! HEY! ...Fuck, i lost her.

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