Adventures of Fail
I cannot cook. Evidence of this is in the form of my favorite meal being macaroni and cheese from the box.
Yet even that is above my attempts as witnessed earlier.
I am pouring the milk to mix with the powdered cheese flavor packet when I notice the milk is rather...slow to come out the container. And creamy looking. And then the smell of nutmeg and preservatives hit as I realize I have poured egg nog in the pasta/cheese/butter mixture. I ate it. But this ranks right up there with the "seriously, I have tried to hard boil an egg three times now. It's not working." incident.
Yet even that is above my attempts as witnessed earlier.
I am pouring the milk to mix with the powdered cheese flavor packet when I notice the milk is rather...slow to come out the container. And creamy looking. And then the smell of nutmeg and preservatives hit as I realize I have poured egg nog in the pasta/cheese/butter mixture. I ate it. But this ranks right up there with the "seriously, I have tried to hard boil an egg three times now. It's not working." incident.