Because everyone likes a good quote:

'...trip-hop, a clunky name that suggests a rabbit stumbling over a fence.'

And if you didn't already know it, an article in Cleo (the source of all true news) has recently informed me that:

Everyone is having sex in public toilets.  And 'In the US, bathroom bonking is now so commonplace that some clubs and ( Read more... )

Ray --

[adjective]:

Sexually stunning

'How will you be defined in the dictionary?' at QuizGalaxy.com

Last night I was described as "conservatively challenged" and "Sex Education Personified."  Fabulous!

So on that note, some education for you guys.  And if that wasn't enough, something even better.

Hurrah! Finally saw Harry Potter yesterday. I thoroughly enjoyed it. Main reason: fleeting, sexy glimpses of David Tennant. I realised watching children's films (even though this one's rated M) is slightly pointless for me, because I spend most of my time waiting to see naked body parts of my favourite characters. Any body part really, a hand ( Read more... )

Went over to Rob's yesterday to say goodbye to her before she left for England. She also let me borrow her French phrase books. I haven't learnt much so far but I'm getting there. I know how to say Hello, How Are You, Thank You, Please, Goodbye and Ham ( Read more... )

I forgot how funny Urban Dictionary could be.  Apparently Orgasm is defined as:

• The meaning of life.
• What occurs during the course of an Herbal Essence commercial.
• What god intended for you to achieve in life.
• what happens when you look at Elaine.

I got out the 3rd Carmen Electra dvd from the video store. This means I can do a Sexy Librarian Striptease and a Lapdance. When I learn all the steps off by heart, hire me. I'm gooood ;P

EDIT: I have also, just recently, regained my Sexpert status. Mum says I should charge by the hour.

Oops.

There was this play one of my group members wrote in Drama/Play Writing.  Basically the plot was, What would you do if you knew the world was about to end?  The characters in the play played board games and ate chocolate or something.  However some of our Drama class members said, if the world was ending they would have sex.

I told dalziel_86 and bren_archer this at ( Read more... )

Well life is good.  I'm slowly but surely getting better despite the odd coughing fit.  Fingers cross I won't be getting any more headaches.

In other news, people (not naming who) seem to think I am God's gift to their sex life and keep asking me really disturbing questions which, even more disturbing, I can answer.  So if you need advice, I'm your ( Read more... )