Wow, bollywood, plus hip hop, plus charity (specifically, Oxfam). I'm in heaven.

Would anyone like to join me? I thought I might start out with the Dance Against Want, then if I like it, go to some classes XD

I would like to join a gym.  Does anyone have any recommendations?  It would appear Fernwood, Zest and Curves are nearby.  And I could also go to Indro, where I think there's a Fitness First and a Workout.  Would anyone recommend any of these gyms?  Basically I'm just looking to use their equipment and maybe go to a couple of classes.  Membership ( Read more... )

From the Cosmo website.

HEELS ARE THE NEW SNEAKERS
Watch out Jazzercise, the US workout promising to get you fit in heels has arrived: Stiletto Strength classes. Brought to you by the same people who invented the striptease fitness program, this, er, elevated regime requires participants to wear heels (and workout shorts) while exercising and ( Read more... )

I got out the 3rd Carmen Electra dvd from the video store. This means I can do a Sexy Librarian Striptease and a Lapdance. When I learn all the steps off by heart, hire me. I'm gooood ;P

EDIT: I have also, just recently, regained my Sexpert status. Mum says I should charge by the hour.

Mum and I went out shopping.  We bought food, as well as Cosmo, new shavers, and this Garnier skin-toning anti-cellulite roll-on cream thing.  We'd seen the ads and thought it sounded hilarious, and if it really worked, a miracle.  Dad didn't think so.

Dad:  It won't work.

Me:  Why?

D:  Because you don't have cellulite.

M:  Do you want me to show ( Read more... )

Good things:

Today is the last official day of uni.  Purchased skipping rope and will begin my new workout...sometime.  Anniversary dinner in 2 days :D

Bad things:

My virtual pet just died, at 27 yrs old.  He's on the screen crying and waving at me with his fat little wing.  (Because of course that's what everyone does when they die).

And last but ( Read more... )

Conversation with Mum...

ME:  I feel fat.

MUM:  You don't look fat.

ME:  Oh c'mon.

MUM:  Perhaps slightly pregnant.

ME:  Oh thanks.

MUM:  If you really feel like this, perhaps try exercising.  Running is good.

ME:  In this heat?

MUM:  Walking?

ME:  In this heat?

MUM:  I hear skipping is good.

ME:  Mum, children skip.

MUM:  And the children who skip ( Read more... )