Mixing Crack!fic, Chocolate, and LJ: A Scientific Study of Bad Ideas
So, you remember that post I did a few weeks back on the taste of the Milky Way and how you could capitalize on this as a serial killer/bartender who needs a real hobby?
Right.
Well, sitting here, reading crack!fic as I wait for the trick-or-treaters to take the mini-chocolate bars my mom bought, I've come to a conclusion--between eating the mini-Snickers and hiding them under the mini-Milky Ways--that perhaps the Milky Way candy bar should also be raspberry and rum flavored.
And, for the trick-or-treaters over the age of 30, poisoned with cyanide.
Because if you're old enough to begin worrying about how soon you're going to be over the hill and contemplating your choices for mid-life crisis, you're too damn old to be begging candy off your neighbors.
I'm just saying.
Right.
Well, sitting here, reading crack!fic as I wait for the trick-or-treaters to take the mini-chocolate bars my mom bought, I've come to a conclusion--between eating the mini-Snickers and hiding them under the mini-Milky Ways--that perhaps the Milky Way candy bar should also be raspberry and rum flavored.
And, for the trick-or-treaters over the age of 30, poisoned with cyanide.
Because if you're old enough to begin worrying about how soon you're going to be over the hill and contemplating your choices for mid-life crisis, you're too damn old to be begging candy off your neighbors.
I'm just saying.