On the first day of Christmas, my true love gave to me... my ovaries in a pear tree~

*stabs ovaries*

=___=;;

Started last night actually, just before I went to bed, but didn't think it was actually my period because, well, it's a week early. I now have underwear soaking in the sink so it doesn't stain. Merry Christmas, have some TMI. I am ( Read more... )

I like lists. I can think in lists ( Read more... )

I had the best idea earlier today ( Read more... )

Right on schedule. At least being pretty regular has some benefits.

*stabs ovaries*

I'm gonna go lay down in a semi-fetal position now and not move. Yay for holidays.


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i'm a snot monster. i'm a monster made of snot. my nose hurts from blowing it so much why didn't my mom buy the puffs tissues with lotion in them? i have gone through a full box of tissues. ugh ugh ugh.

*snotty*


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*yawns*

Looks like Moff infected me because I decided to take a nap, too. I was pretty tired for some reason after doing the grocery shopping, so I just had a nice 1 1/2 hour nap. Grocery shopping went well, and I was able to buy lots of snacks and foods I've been craving, plus I used a bunch of coupons. :3 And now the commissary has Super Plus ( Read more... )

... and still no period. T___T *rubs lower back* I want it to coooooome. Concert is this weeeeeekend. If it doesn't come IT HAS TO STAY AWAY UNTIL NEXT MONDAY GODDAMMIT ( Read more... )

I've been sniffling and rubbing at my nose ever since I got to the library. I hope it's only because it's super chilly in here, and not because I'm getting a cold ( Read more... )

Apparently, I spam LJ when I'm bored and have nothing better to do. >_ ( Read more... )

[The scene: a few hours ago]

Me: *has stepped out of a nice, long, hot relaxing shower and is drying off*
Towel: *has a small red smear on it*
Me: ... well, that's either from me cutting my leg while shaving, or from a place not my leg.
Ovaries: D:<
Me: =___=;; Yup, a place not my leg.

[End scene]

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[Epilogue]

Me: *stabs ovaries*