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[batbombshell]

So the caravan? Pretty cool. The co-ed showers? Seriously not cool.

Have we set up some block of time yet when the guys can use the showers, and another when the girls can? 'Cause we totally should. And if I catch any guys peeping, they'll have to deal with Batgirl's fist to their jaw.

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[von_habsburg]

It occurred to me that perhaps separating the shower rooms by gender on alternating floors would be an acceptable solution. The first floor would be for women, the second for men, and so on. This way there could be no possible mistakes regarding when was the right time to use the showers and it would also be very obvious when someone was in the wrong shower room. I was going to make a post regarding this, but I wanted to let you know that there are others who are not satisfied with this situation.

Also, if I may ask, who is Batgirl?

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[batbombshell]

Yeah, that could work. Unless people are too lazy to walk up or down a floor.

That would be me! The one and only Batgirl.

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[von_habsburg]

Well if they are the sort who would be too lazy to walk or take the elevator then they are also most likely too impatient to want to wait for their allotted time. Someone also volunteered to work on partitions for the shower rooms, though I do not know how long it will take for him to finish.

I see.

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[batbombshell]

That would be awesome! I'd help, but my shop teacher always told me to stick to home ec.

So, since you know who I am, who're you?

voice

[redrighthanded]

Batman, Batgirl.. how many bat-people are there?

voice

[batbombshell]

Um, just me and Robin, that I know of. Why? Have you actually seen Batman around!?

voice

[redrighthanded]

Not here. Worked with him a while back. Nice guy. Quiet. Kinda unsettling.

voice

[batbombshell]

Yep, sounds like Batman. Did he glare at you and tell you to get out of his city, too?

...Should I know you?

[VOICE]

[roulettespin]

Shower timeslots, huh?

Well, good luck enforcing it.

[VOICE]

[batbombshell]

Think I should've used a stronger threat? Like a kick in the crotch instead?

[roulettespin]

Maybe. Trying to picture you being all shower-police in a cape's funny, though.

[batbombshell]

Still on about the cape. I'd almost think you secretly want one.

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[azulescarabajo]

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[batbombshell]

Yeah, I think that'll work until this other guy builds stalls. No offense, but I think I'd rather leave the 'shower full of naked guys' vision to my fantasies.

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[azulescarabajo]

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[batbombshell]

A girlfriend, huh? So I might have to punch you an extra time for her if I catch you peeking.

oh man don't even make me think about that. At least my mom's not here. Or worse, my dad

[worthpraise]

SENDING TO: stephanie.brown@willaknet.glo
SUBJECT LINE: Re: HEY ROOMIE

YOUR MESSAGE: Hello wonderful roommate Steph. What is Batgirl? Are we sharing secrets?

I do not have a pinky. Is a normal swear alright? I made that same deal with Vanille.

[batbombshell]

Batgirl is my superhero identity. So if I make anyone mad by fighting crime, they won't know who I am and be able to hurt anyone I care about, y'know? And you don't have to tell me anything if you don't want to, I just figured you'd see the costume and should know what's what.

Good enough! You're the best, Amaterasu.

[worthpraise]

That seems very sensible.

I have magic, to put it simply. I should not have to use it inside, but now you are aware of it. Also, do you mind animals?

[batbombshell]

Magic? That's so cool. Do you keep it a secret?

I LOVE animals, but like, warn me if you're planning on bringing a bear home for dinner or something.