Unexpected Inebriation
Last night, Eric and I went to his friend's house. Our friend's house? Not quite sure where I stand with that just yet. I've got issues with being around the both of them, but ya know what? It's all good because they're good people. They're just...an annoying couple to be around I guess.
Anyway, we went over there so Eric could watch a game with his friend, his friend's girlfriend, and his friend's other roommate. LSU vs. Ohio State or something like that.
The point is that I didn't pay one lick of attention to the game. I instead brought over Eric's laptop and proceeded to play Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Platinum. Well, somewhen unbeknownst to me, arrangements had been made for the purchase of alcohol on loan per se. It was the nasty kind too. 211. Gross. So after Eric had one or two...or three of them, I decided that it was high time I got one too. Normally I can't get past the taste. But I took it slow and made it edible. I was done before I even realized it. The fact that I was playing a game probably helped my consumption rate.
At either rate, I was tipsy. This made me feel happy, so I put the game away and asked to be supplied with another one. This time, I couldn't get past the taste--I had stopped playing the game you see--and so I only drank half of it. Eric drank the rest and Brandon, his friend, supplied me with a better tasting form of alcohol. However, I was drunk by the time I got half way through that one. So yes, a total of two beers made me drunk.
And now I feel like shit.
I got plenty of sleep last night, but when I woke up, it felt like I'd never been to sleep AND I was still drunk. I hate being drunk. My body is never my friend afterwards. I abstain from this point on. Tipsy? I can do that. Drunkenness? No.
So here's a question: if everyone feels like shit when they drink too much, why, oh why, do they go out and do it ALL of the time?!?!?!?!?!?! Who LIKES being hung over? Who LIKES drinking so much that you're walking all retarded. I think what people like is the tipsy part. That's the fun part. Drunk just means you're very close to passing out and/or getting sick.
Ugh. I hate alcohol.
Anyway, we went over there so Eric could watch a game with his friend, his friend's girlfriend, and his friend's other roommate. LSU vs. Ohio State or something like that.
The point is that I didn't pay one lick of attention to the game. I instead brought over Eric's laptop and proceeded to play Rollercoaster Tycoon 3: Platinum. Well, somewhen unbeknownst to me, arrangements had been made for the purchase of alcohol on loan per se. It was the nasty kind too. 211. Gross. So after Eric had one or two...or three of them, I decided that it was high time I got one too. Normally I can't get past the taste. But I took it slow and made it edible. I was done before I even realized it. The fact that I was playing a game probably helped my consumption rate.
At either rate, I was tipsy. This made me feel happy, so I put the game away and asked to be supplied with another one. This time, I couldn't get past the taste--I had stopped playing the game you see--and so I only drank half of it. Eric drank the rest and Brandon, his friend, supplied me with a better tasting form of alcohol. However, I was drunk by the time I got half way through that one. So yes, a total of two beers made me drunk.
And now I feel like shit.
I got plenty of sleep last night, but when I woke up, it felt like I'd never been to sleep AND I was still drunk. I hate being drunk. My body is never my friend afterwards. I abstain from this point on. Tipsy? I can do that. Drunkenness? No.
So here's a question: if everyone feels like shit when they drink too much, why, oh why, do they go out and do it ALL of the time?!?!?!?!?!?! Who LIKES being hung over? Who LIKES drinking so much that you're walking all retarded. I think what people like is the tipsy part. That's the fun part. Drunk just means you're very close to passing out and/or getting sick.
Ugh. I hate alcohol.