I was ironing my uniform for tomorrow when I found a piece of paper in the right pocket of my trousers. The trousers were newly washed so the paper must have been in there all through the wash and must've definitely received a good beating in the washing machine ( Read more... )

Statutory warning : If you are not South Indian or have no experience of things South Indian, it might be pointless reading further.

Extra Statutory warning : If you are a Mallu with the pride of Kerala in your loins but no sense of humour to go with it, DON'T read any further.

You stand warned.

( The Art of Naming South Indian Kids )