"I got the hot one!"
So Don Juan and I hit up Civic Pub last night for one last hurahh.. def a solid time. We got some free shots for the first time from our fav waitress Katie, very nice of you darlin, a little reciprication for revenues that company has credited from us. I swear to God; we were there every wed n thurs night this semester.. or at least like 9 out of the 12 weeks this semester. And those other three weeks we'd at least go once a week. I've been going over my figures.. and it really made me come to reallize that.. well I should start recording my figures. It was my call to Fish to put how much money he's spent in a semester in his profile, I definately should have followed my own advice. There is just so little profile space these days. And it's such a tough trade off- financial sharpness or the zest of don and I's stupidty.
ANYWAY..
so we went to pub, davie sunshine n justin jones popped in and officially made it a party. One of the funnier moments of the night, that I was sober enough to remember, was when me n sunshine we're cruisin along about lookin for some tail (fishing.. I'm really tired of the perverbial football analogy, ya know it was cool at a time but so was the whole "you would" saying, like maybe in highschool, you know the one where you say 'i learned how to say dance for my monkey in spanish' and they say 'you Would learn how say that..' *i j/ wanna know what to say to the stripper in Cancun) So we see these two girls n we dive right in, right as I jumped in I announce:
"I Got the hot one!" You shoulda seen the look on the other girls face.. absolutely priceless, u could tell she wanted to leave but Dave won her over n her friend "the hot one" was feelin me or and hung around for a while.. got a little shitfaced n don't reall recal. Hey it happens. Better yet let's analyze why such a statement may bring you good fortune if you were to find yourself in a similar situation. It falls under the category of these three cliche idealogies (or those advice that ppl always give w/ this shit)
A. "Honesty is the best policy".. she's money, let her know it. When ya go out, you want the hot one, get the hot one- and be honest with her about it. Now if i was a girl I wouldn't want to be anyone's silver medal (which I think is so blatently broadcasted at these bar scenes) nothing less than Gold would be acceptable. Don't take one for the team, cuz honestly what has the preverbial team done for you lately. I'm not gonna lie to ya- I haven't seen the returns. Don't believe in the team, believe in you (Ok so we've been watching Ferris Beuler like 4 times in the past 2 days.. great fucking movie by the way. Now is it something to base your life on like Don has? yes, but it is possible to believe in Logic and yourself at the same time.. he goes a little to far with that) So have your cake and eat it too in this respect.
B. Compliments are good.. yeah it's def a compliment and I think he's more prone to believe you that you think she's money if you publically crown her like that. Right or wrong?
C. "Dickheads finish first!" I hate this whole concept but whatever.. Why not, huh? do dickheads finish first cuz they have the sack to say what we're all thinking? You can analyze that one forever but i'm tired, maybe some other time.
Alright we're gonna close it out w/ some quotes here, this one I believe is one of Don's finest; predictable yet priceless as always. That's the thing about the kid, I don't get.. I see all these stupid lines coming a mile in advance but they still crack me up everytime I replay em
"Let me see," as he inspected my shirt I had j/ put on. "They don't care what's on your shirt. They care what's in your pants" some fashion advice huh lol. This simplistic yet timeless quote is up there with the best of em, like-
"I don't believe in the Beetles, I believe in me," John Lennon (keepin w/ the whole F.B. theme)
"If you want to play with a guy's balls, grow a pair and go up and talk to him"- Kerri Murphi's advice to girls - absolute money.. especially when ya hear girls bitching about guys. I mean it's not rocket science.
"I SAID CAN I PLAY WIT YO PANTY LINEEE" to the windooooowwwwwwwwwww to the walllssssssss song.. If that one line is not the voice of a generation, I don't know what is.
"We wear Khaki's nigga, fuck Jeans"- Kurupt Young Ghoti.. the tormented heart of an african american straight out of philladalphia yet pretending to be from Long Beach; could not be finer expressed by books, albums, or even oozies than it was in this fine lyric.
ANYWAY..
so we went to pub, davie sunshine n justin jones popped in and officially made it a party. One of the funnier moments of the night, that I was sober enough to remember, was when me n sunshine we're cruisin along about lookin for some tail (fishing.. I'm really tired of the perverbial football analogy, ya know it was cool at a time but so was the whole "you would" saying, like maybe in highschool, you know the one where you say 'i learned how to say dance for my monkey in spanish' and they say 'you Would learn how say that..' *i j/ wanna know what to say to the stripper in Cancun) So we see these two girls n we dive right in, right as I jumped in I announce:
"I Got the hot one!" You shoulda seen the look on the other girls face.. absolutely priceless, u could tell she wanted to leave but Dave won her over n her friend "the hot one" was feelin me or and hung around for a while.. got a little shitfaced n don't reall recal. Hey it happens. Better yet let's analyze why such a statement may bring you good fortune if you were to find yourself in a similar situation. It falls under the category of these three cliche idealogies (or those advice that ppl always give w/ this shit)
A. "Honesty is the best policy".. she's money, let her know it. When ya go out, you want the hot one, get the hot one- and be honest with her about it. Now if i was a girl I wouldn't want to be anyone's silver medal (which I think is so blatently broadcasted at these bar scenes) nothing less than Gold would be acceptable. Don't take one for the team, cuz honestly what has the preverbial team done for you lately. I'm not gonna lie to ya- I haven't seen the returns. Don't believe in the team, believe in you (Ok so we've been watching Ferris Beuler like 4 times in the past 2 days.. great fucking movie by the way. Now is it something to base your life on like Don has? yes, but it is possible to believe in Logic and yourself at the same time.. he goes a little to far with that) So have your cake and eat it too in this respect.
B. Compliments are good.. yeah it's def a compliment and I think he's more prone to believe you that you think she's money if you publically crown her like that. Right or wrong?
C. "Dickheads finish first!" I hate this whole concept but whatever.. Why not, huh? do dickheads finish first cuz they have the sack to say what we're all thinking? You can analyze that one forever but i'm tired, maybe some other time.
Alright we're gonna close it out w/ some quotes here, this one I believe is one of Don's finest; predictable yet priceless as always. That's the thing about the kid, I don't get.. I see all these stupid lines coming a mile in advance but they still crack me up everytime I replay em
"Let me see," as he inspected my shirt I had j/ put on. "They don't care what's on your shirt. They care what's in your pants" some fashion advice huh lol. This simplistic yet timeless quote is up there with the best of em, like-
"I don't believe in the Beetles, I believe in me," John Lennon (keepin w/ the whole F.B. theme)
"If you want to play with a guy's balls, grow a pair and go up and talk to him"- Kerri Murphi's advice to girls - absolute money.. especially when ya hear girls bitching about guys. I mean it's not rocket science.
"I SAID CAN I PLAY WIT YO PANTY LINEEE" to the windooooowwwwwwwwwww to the walllssssssss song.. If that one line is not the voice of a generation, I don't know what is.
"We wear Khaki's nigga, fuck Jeans"- Kurupt Young Ghoti.. the tormented heart of an african american straight out of philladalphia yet pretending to be from Long Beach; could not be finer expressed by books, albums, or even oozies than it was in this fine lyric.