Okay, I had too much fun reading these rejected horoscopes
Katie's Rejected Horoscope:
You will go on a quest to find any surviving Jedi
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Obi-Wan, where art thou?
whiskeyclone's Rejected Horoscope:
You will find that you have a sixth toe on your right foot and try to hack it off with a meat cleaver with deadly results
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Ow.
Kathleen's Rejected Horoscope:
You will find a half-eaten donut on the ground and consider it your lucky day
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Who wouldn't consider it a lucky day?
Katie's Rejected Horoscope:
You will get chased by street hoodlums for 14 miles because they wanted to know where you got your jeans
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I first read that as wanted to get in your jeans. My mind is messed up.
Katie's Rejected Horoscope:
You will finally move something solely with your mind then realize that it was really just a ghost toying with you
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Oh poo.