No entrapment this time
RG: how are u Splendid, if only you could end your questions with a question mark
Me: good enough. You?
RG: y does that not sound exactly reassuring Because even my 2nd graders can properly spell the word "why"
Me: I'm just tired. Long day and not much sleep Hoping he doesn't creep me out with visions of me falling asleep in his arms
And here starts the build-up to the conversation
RG: lets just say im missing a good deal more blood than i was a lil while ago Ooo, losing blood!
RG: why?
RG: ya dont want to know Actually, I do. You're talking to the "I LOVE gore/blood/horror movies!" queen
Me: now I do
RG: no u dont Seriously, dude, I really do.
Me: I really do now
RG: i warned u... It had best be good with the build up
My horror-movie senses were tingling with anticipation, something involving his three alarm fire with entrapment had gone seriously wrong and he accidentally chopped his leg off while chopping down a door. Maybe even a zombie or two trying to gnaw his arms off.
RG: i was throwing up mass quantitys of blood about 3 hours ago
Me: why?
RG: dont know but i stopped so im not too worried about it What a letdown.
Me: so you just randomly started throwing up blood?
RG: pretty much
Me: and you're not worried about it
RG: nah...im strong willed. ill live No, you moron, you're an idiot. Or a liar. Or both.
Me: you could also be dying
Me: I'm strong-willed as well, but if I started randomly throwing up blood, I would go see what was up
RG: not likely...i dont think the bleeding would have stopped if that was the case Have you not seen Satine coughing up blood in Moulin Rouge? Granted, that wasn't mass quanities, but still
And here's where I decide to skip out on the conversation:
Me: I'm off to eat. talk to you later
RG: ok
I then put up an away message, ate food, and proceeded to be "Away" until he signed off. I wonder if he thinks he's impressing me. Dope.