Transmutation - 3

[wheresmyhouse]

Envy...I've tried everything.  I've tried board games, books, crayons and paper, even playing cards.

Are you absolutely certain there's nothing you want?  I'm sure laying there must be getting quite boring.

Would you maybe like a snack? Anything?

Throw me a bone here.

Comments

[sexy_and_skorty]

Let. me. go.

[wheresmyhouse]

Anything except that.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'm not a fucking child.

I'm not a fucking baby.

I'm a monster who's tired of this fucking game of yours.

[wheresmyhouse]

But we tried playing games. You kept breaking them.

And you ate my deck of cards.

[upyourscolonel]

Are you fucking serious.

[wheresmyhouse]

I've tried everything else. He's not responding to anything.

He ate my favorite deck of cards.

[upyourscolonel]

WHY ARE YOU SO BAD AT EVERYTHING.

I DON'T CARE.

[wheresmyhouse]

I'm trying, I just don't know what to do.

Maybe I'll read to him.

[automailmaker]

I see where Ed gets being an idiot from.

[wheresmyhouse]

It's not like I haven't tried everything else.

[automailmaker]

He's not a child. Crayons and paper aren't going to cut it.

[wheresmyhouse]

I realize, but I have literally tried everything else.

[abyssjade]

Perhaps a good smack in the face. Start disciplining him now.

[sexy_and_skorty]

I'll use something painful for you.

[abyssjade]

Sit.

Lay down.

Good boy.

[sexy_and_skorty]

How cute.

You think you're funny.

[b_button]

You don't look like a dog.

[wheresmyhouse]

That's because I am a man.

[b_button]

Then why would I throw you a bone?

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, it's just an expression.

It means "Give me a clue."