Transmutation - 3

[wheresmyhouse]

Envy...I've tried everything.  I've tried board games, books, crayons and paper, even playing cards.

Are you absolutely certain there's nothing you want?  I'm sure laying there must be getting quite boring.

Would you maybe like a snack? Anything?

Throw me a bone here.

Comments

[automailmaker]

I see where Ed gets being an idiot from.

[wheresmyhouse]

It's not like I haven't tried everything else.

[automailmaker]

He's not a child. Crayons and paper aren't going to cut it.

[wheresmyhouse]

I realize, but I have literally tried everything else.

[automailmaker]

I don't know what to tell you. I don't know him that well.

[wheresmyhouse]

That makes two of us.

He's trying to escape, I hit him with a giant metal fly swatter.

[automailmaker]

THAT'S NO WAY TO TREAT SOMEONE.

[wheresmyhouse]

He's kind of a collosus now.

[automailmaker]

A FLY SWATTER IS NOT APPROPRIATE. Aren't you trying to act like his father? Then do it! Enforce discipline APPROPRIATELY.

[wheresmyhouse]

I can't exactly turn him over my knee and spike him when he can level the countryside.

[automailmaker]

You wouldn't do that, either. Considering he's 400 and not 4.

[wheresmyhouse]

I'm afraid giving him a "stern talking to" is out of the question.

I'm rather sure he doesn't have ears in this form.

[automailmaker]

You're almost as impossible as Jade.

[wheresmyhouse]

Jade is coming to help me.

[automailmaker]

I know. It's going to be a disaster.

[wheresmyhouse]

I think he's okay now.