Transmutation - 3

[wheresmyhouse]

Envy...I've tried everything.  I've tried board games, books, crayons and paper, even playing cards.

Are you absolutely certain there's nothing you want?  I'm sure laying there must be getting quite boring.

Would you maybe like a snack? Anything?

Throw me a bone here.

Comments

[b_button]

You don't look like a dog.

[wheresmyhouse]

That's because I am a man.

[b_button]

Then why would I throw you a bone?

[wheresmyhouse]

Oh, it's just an expression.

It means "Give me a clue."

[b_button]

Oh.

I don't have any clues. Sorry.

[wheresmyhouse]

That's okay.

How are you today?

[b_button]

Where do you find them? At a store?

I'm tired.

[wheresmyhouse]

I suppose you could purchase clues.

Ah, maybe you should nap.

[b_button]

Maybe that's what you should do.

But it's too cold.

[wheresmyhouse]

I don't think anyone has "How to make your homunculus son love you" clues in stock.

Don't you have a nice warm blanket?

[b_button]

Maybe it's under the "Where did I leave those glasses" clue.

Nope.

[wheresmyhouse]

You might be right.

You don't? That's a shame! Would you like one?

[b_button]

Or or maybe! it's in the used section!

I'll be okay.

[wheresmyhouse]

You think someone has used it before? I suppose it's possible!

Are you sure? I wouldn't want you to catch a cold.

[b_button]

Maybe. What's a humu... humathingy?

I'll be okay!

[wheresmyhouse]

A person created through alchemy.

If you're sure.