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Shocking News

Dec 29, 2004 09:00

Julie shocked me with some unfortunate news this morning. Right before she walked out the door to go off to work (I am taking the week off, so I think she is jealous and knew that this news would upset me, so she told me so I would be less likely to enjoy my day- mean) she told me that Ellen Degeneres had a new girlfriend- Portio de Rossi. She ( Read more... )

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carrieb December 29 2004, 15:52:17 UTC

I'd like to hear the conversation about God selling your house quickly. So, is Portia pregnant? Or is Ellen pregnant? I saw in the tabloids yesterday that Ellen and her new girlfriend are expecting a baby.

portia di rossi xinpheldspbx December 29 2004, 16:17:20 UTC

It's true, she does have an accent. It always bothered me that she used her 'American' accent when she was doing hair commercials. Would it really have been so disturbing to hear her speak naturally outside a TV show? The citizens of The Corporate States of Our Lord Jesus Christ are so easily disturbed. But God must want it that way.

noirem December 29 2004, 19:23:22 UTC

A) How do you know that the people who "suffered and died" aren't the lucky ones in a disaster? Once you're dead (and I like to give people the benefit of the doubt that they've gone to "heaven"), it's over. The people who are left are the ones who'll be facing all sort of waterborn diseases, finding themselves homeless in the middle of a disaster area, there will probably be famin 'cause all the fields and animals are gone too, along with whatever food people had stored away. The dead don't have to worry about that ( ... )

xinpheldspbx December 30 2004, 13:58:19 UTC

I agree-- the killing of 100,000 people in a freak, once-every-couple-of-centuries act of nature just screams 'benevolence' and 'higher purpose'¡ It's super-comforting¡

noirem January 2 2005, 02:48:21 UTC

*shrugs* some people look to the silver lining. It helps them get out of bed in the morning.

djxiii December 30 2004, 19:22:03 UTC

Most of the time... when someone receives some award or accomplishes something great and thanks God in an interview, they are simply acknowledging their belief that all blessings flow from God. They are acknowledging that the talent they have is not their's alone. They are rarely trying to suggest to anyone that they were chosen BY GOD HIMSELF to win the award. They were just raised to give thanks for good things in their life ( ... )