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Oatmeal WHAT A BUNCH OF TWO-FACED BASTARDS MY FRIENDS ARE!!!
(But they do have good taste, at least.)
I suppose there is that, but this isn't the time for puns! I must destroy all of the condiments factories!!
(...because you are only good with ketchup, mustard, mayo, bbq sauce, etc?)
Exactly.
(I guess you ARE more like
scrapple than anything else...)
F U, parenthesis. F U.