Naked and Famous (TTv3/Good Omens), by Apathy
I wrote this for roachspit over at fic_orphanage's Defabricathon... and, well, I think it belongs here, too. ;)
Current Titans, PG-13, crack, don't own, et cetera. Vague Good Omens crossover. Doesn't really fit in with the other DCU/GO crossovers.
( Naked and Famous )
Current Titans, PG-13, crack, don't own, et cetera. Vague Good Omens crossover. Doesn't really fit in with the other DCU/GO crossovers.
( Naked and Famous )
Why is it no matter how many times it's emphasised that they're naked, I still picture Robin with his mask on? Nothing else, just his mask.
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It's... um... a special Bat-mask! Resistant to the effects of Defabricators. Despite the fact that his communications device was also destroyed. Um. Yes.
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Also, hee.
"But I'm not naked. I've still got the mask on."
That sounds like a CHALLENGE!
(Don't mind me. I'm kind of loopy and silly. Whee!)
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Where the hell is his mask?
He looks down at the bed. Bart, to all appearances, is still asleep. But -- there, in his hand, is Tim's mask. Held just tightly enough that there's no way Tim can just pick it up.
The little bastard's smirking, eyes still closed.
Tim guesses that counts as an invitation. And if it doesn't... well, they'll all have something to look back on and laugh at, right?
WheeeeeeCRACK.
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He curses the author's his own lack of imagination, fully aware of the seconds ticking by. Wait much longer, and he'll totally lose the moment.
He wonders if Kon's ticklish. Really, it's the kind of weakness he should know about, being team leader and all. What if they came up against some sort of dastardly fiend who attacked them all with feathers? What kind of Robin wouldn't be prepared for something like that? An incompetent one, that's what.
So it's out of concern for the safety of the world that he lightly runs one toe along the bottom of Kon's foot. He's doing this for GREAT JUSTICE. Batman would be proud.
... On second thought, Batman probably doesn't need to know about this particular training technique.
(I love commentfic, too. Except for that whole thing where the only kind of porn I can write is the deeply silly and unrealistic kind. Hee.)
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Heehee, love the last line.
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'It's Batman.'
Tim suddenly remembers that he's not the only one in the Batclan with... voyeuristic tendencies.
Oh, God. Oracle.
Tim does a mental facepalm.
Apathy laughs at his delicious pain.
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"You know Oracle's hooked into the security system, right?" Tim says.
Kon's face falls. Horror sets in.
"No problem," Bart chirps.
He stand up on the bed, knocking the blanket away and leaving Tim and Kon with no option other than to recourse to cuddling to stay warm, and using the natural elasticity of the mattress launches himself at the discrete security camera tucked in a corner of the ceiling.
Tim notes the sparks that signify Bart was successful in phasing his hand through it, but he's more distracted by the fact that Bart's disappeared.
"What's on the other side of that wall?" he asks, though he dosn't expect Kon to have an answer.
"Somewhere indoors, at least," Kon says, relief colouring his voice.
There's a scream, starting in surprise, but skipping fear to go straight to anger.
"Cassie's room," Kon and Tim say together.
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Bart grins, bouncing up and down on the bed. 'It's our duty as superheroes to provide comfort to the afflicted!' He puts on a sober face, and spreads his arms. 'Come, citizen. Ease your burdens on my Bat-shoulder.'
Kon seems to take that as a signal to launch himself at Bart. There's an oof as Kon lands, and the tangle of limbs gets a little more complex. Cassie looks a little put out, but battles on bravely.
Tim, meanwhile, thoroughly checks the room for monitoring devices. He doesn't think that Cassie's room would be bugged. Unless there are things about Babs he doesn't know ( ... )
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