Naked and Famous (TTv3/Good Omens), by Apathy

[apathocles]

I wrote this for roachspit over at fic_orphanage's Defabricathon... and, well, I think it belongs here, too. ;)

Current Titans, PG-13, crack, don't own, et cetera. Vague Good Omens crossover. Doesn't really fit in with the other DCU/GO crossovers.

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[apathocles]

Kon's pouting. Tim smirks. It'd be hilarious, if he weren't so damned horny.

Bart grins, bouncing up and down on the bed. 'It's our duty as superheroes to provide comfort to the afflicted!' He puts on a sober face, and spreads his arms. 'Come, citizen. Ease your burdens on my Bat-shoulder.'

Kon seems to take that as a signal to launch himself at Bart. There's an oof as Kon lands, and the tangle of limbs gets a little more complex. Cassie looks a little put out, but battles on bravely.

Tim, meanwhile, thoroughly checks the room for monitoring devices. He doesn't think that Cassie's room would be bugged. Unless there are things about Babs he doesn't know....

His train of thought derailed, Tim stares off into space, lost in happy thoughts until Kon's voice interrupts him.

'Hey! Tim! You gonna -- mmph!'

'What? Oh, yeah.' He stares dubiously at the sixteen-limbed creature on the bed, unsure of how he's going to find a spot. Kon seems to be feeling better, if the way he's got his face buried in Cassie's breasts is any indication.

Tim sighs, and perches precariously on the edge of the bed.

Bart sticks his head up from... wherever it was. 'Hey, Tim. What do they say about guys with big feet?'

Tim pinches the bridge of his nose, and wonders, not for the first time, if this is all more trouble than it's worth.

I'm actually between ficjournals right now; trying to get everything into the one damned place. *g* Current one is here. It's only got stuff from the past few months, but I've only been writing DC that long, anyhow. *g* It's almost entirely crackfic. Heh.