Drabble: Housekeeping
Characters: Ninth Doctor, Rose Tyler, Jack Harkness
Rated: PG
Summary: "We're naked. We're together. We're having fun. What's the problem?"
Written for
neadods, who
prompted me.
Housekeeping
“This really isn’t what I was hoping for when I said I wanted us to have naked fun together.” Jack pouts.
“What? We’re naked. We’re together. We’re having fun. What’s the problem?” The Doctor smirks.
“The problem is we’re in the stinking bowels of the TARDIS cleaning out nine centuries’-worth of gunk.” Jack glares back.
“Might stink, but the view’s pretty good.” Rose grins, illustrating her words by admiring both views - thoroughly, from all angles.
“Okay, I’ll give you that,” Jack concedes.
“Anyway, you forgot the best thing,” the Doctor points out. “We’re filthy - and I believe in water conservation.”
- end