Oh lord, won't you rent me a Mercedes-Benz.
Yes, Tanya's tush is officially sqush. To the tune of 3500+ dollars. Thank you Dom's Sausage. Who, requiring a second opinion after my mechanic declared the vehicle totalled, sent me to their own mechanic. Which is...LESS THAN THREE MILES from the car wash I was originally headed to on Saturday. OH the irony. And OH the agony of misreading signs directing me to adjacent cities. I swear the Saugus sign was mocking me.
Anyway, Mike's Autobody specializes in luxury vehicles, so Tanya is getting the royal treatment. Or so I'd like to think. Me and my Chevy, not so much. But at least Enterprise waived the under-25 fee. My regular mechanics who would HATE to lose my business, are very skeptical about anybody who is not them. Hence the frantic phone call just now cautioning me not to let myself get ripped off. Surprisingly enough, that's not on my To Do list this month. Then again, neither was convincing the Somerville Parking Office to give me an extended permit for my stand-in steed. But I am Cavalier about it. *ba dum ching!*
Oh, and speaking of clever wordplay (hah), here's one last reminder that those of you hanging around Boston one the next two weekends might enjoy my upcoming production of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. You might enjoy it more if you come the second weekend, given that we'll have run it more than twice by then, but still. We are all about putting the "ho" back in show, not to mention the "sin" in business. Which makes it all the more fun to watch. Even if tonight's "final dress rehearsal" is also our second run-through. Haha, and you though I was kidding the first time I said that. Bckaww!
Anyway, Mike's Autobody specializes in luxury vehicles, so Tanya is getting the royal treatment. Or so I'd like to think. Me and my Chevy, not so much. But at least Enterprise waived the under-25 fee. My regular mechanics who would HATE to lose my business, are very skeptical about anybody who is not them. Hence the frantic phone call just now cautioning me not to let myself get ripped off. Surprisingly enough, that's not on my To Do list this month. Then again, neither was convincing the Somerville Parking Office to give me an extended permit for my stand-in steed. But I am Cavalier about it. *ba dum ching!*
Oh, and speaking of clever wordplay (hah), here's one last reminder that those of you hanging around Boston one the next two weekends might enjoy my upcoming production of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead. You might enjoy it more if you come the second weekend, given that we'll have run it more than twice by then, but still. We are all about putting the "ho" back in show, not to mention the "sin" in business. Which makes it all the more fun to watch. Even if tonight's "final dress rehearsal" is also our second run-through. Haha, and you though I was kidding the first time I said that. Bckaww!