on supernatural 2.09--croatoan
I haven't done a play-by-play commentary of SPN in a while. :D YA'LL READY FOR THIS? *cue opening theme to every high school basketball game ever played* Warning: extremely long post. Considering what I thought was going to happen in this episode, I ranted a lot. A lot. -_-
And we kick this disco off with:
Awwww, Dean looking all worried about deathvision!Sammy. EEEE I ♥ Big Brother Dean. And HA, brothers. "FINE."/"FINE."/"FINE."/"FINE." You guuuys are such...guys, hurr.
Quick note: if I ever seen someone roll into town in a car as sexy as that Impala, I swear I will flip my shit. HARD.
U.S. MARSHALS? Seriously, boys? What makes you think you can pull that shit off after all the other failed attempts to masquerade as badges?
HEY THE LOST COLONY THAT'S NOT FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE. :D
"That's not school. That's Schoolhouse Rock." OMG SAMMY ILU FOR NERDERY. ALSO DEAN ILU FOR FAILING AT NERDERY, OR JUST PLAIN FAILERY. ♥~
Ooooooh no phone signal something is obviously wrong oooooh. And Dean's comment about massacring a town = NOT HELPING.
D'aaaww, this guy is SUPER CUTE. :D Ignoring the dudemeister haircut, of course. And hey, I think this family's hiding something, oooooh. Bahaha, brothers, "a little too Stepford."
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING FUCK FUCK SHIT. That was some intense shit, yo. Something tells me the boys are getting into some major trouble here. Poor woman, she looks absolutely devastated. God, this story is getting WAY FUCKED UP. "Had the devil in them," literally, I bet. D:
Why does everybody get on Sam's back for being - okay, well, wishy-washy with a gun, all right, I see their points sometimes. SOMETIMES. But I don't think a sense of temperance is anything to freak out over. The guy thinks before he shoots. He doesn't do it all the time, and when he does it's usually warranted --
Fuck. That baby carrier has blood on it. Fucking shit. DDD: I hate seeing dead babies. I swear if Supernatural ever does a dead/undead babies episode, I'm going to die, absolutely die.
Sulfur in the blood, SHOCK ME. Something unholy is going on here. And fuck, Dean. And fuck, quarantine. This is like some weird The Mist/28 Days Later crossover. And also fuck, Dean is going to be One Unhappy Camper when he has to think about the bullet holes in his precious car.
SHIT CHRIST HOLY FUCK. What the hell is going on with these people? That woman just went gonzo.
XD OMG DEEEEAN. This Winchester Dialogues doesn't have Sam in it, but still. The sergeant and Dean pointing guns at each other is LAWL.
D: PUT IT DOWN!
Sarge: NO YOU!
D: NO YOU!
Sarge: ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
D: NO ARE YOU?
Sarge: NO YOU COULD BE LYING!
D: SO COULD YOU!
Sarge: YOU'RE RIGHT I COULD!
D: SO COULD I!
Sarge: OKAY FINE!
D: ALL RIGHT OKAY!
Baaahahaha, that made me grin in the midst of my horror and WTFing. :D All you need is Dean - Dean is all you need. "You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?" PFFFFT. Can always trust you to focus on the important details, Dean.
Prediction: The doctor is in on this shiz. She has access to blood samples and all that jazz, yeah? She could easily distribute tainted blood to her patients, and then it's a domino effect. We'll see how this theory pans out.
Demonic germ warfare. Let's hope that idea doesn't catch on at the UN. -_-;;
Of course John thought the Lost Colony was the result of a rampant demon. Of course. Heh. Maybe it was. A demon named Croatoan. *snicker* Sure. Maybe. Also, shit, Dean. You don't hesitate. Ever. Jesus. That kind of focus is... *shudder* But mmm, Winchesters with weapons. My favorite. Also THAT WOMAN IS INFECTED GET AWAY FROM HER.
HAAA Sammy. "We could make some." Of course you could make some explosives, Sammy. I just bet you know how. :D ♥ And Dean. "Awkwaaard." Sensitivity and tact, baby. That's why we keep you around. It ain't just your pretty face. And it sure ain't your brains.
Uh-oh. Winchester feud again. Fuck, Dean. You'll do anything to protect your brother, even shut him out yourself and kill a maybe-innocent man.
And then - and then you couldn't, could you? You couldn't make Sammy hate you for that. You couldn't lose your brother's love and trust over it. Oh, Dean.
SAM, SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING MORON. SHE'S INFECTEEEEED. GOD DAMN, SON. YOU'RE A FUCKING FUCKTARD. And she smeared her blood on you, shiiiiiiit. D8 THESE ARE A FEW OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS.
How much you wanna bet that whatever it is that makes Sam have deathvisions is going to keep him safe from the virus? And DEEEEAN. "Nobody's shooting my brother." Oh, Dean. Threatening and willing to kill anyone who tries to kill Sam. The double standard you'll enact for Sam - and you're even happy to die with him - oh, oh, oh. I've never loved you more than I do now.
And here it is. I feel it coming. The Big Confession. We're about to learn what's up with Sam, aren't we?
But before that. You Winchesters, you just - you just love each other, don't you. KEEEE I can't stand it, it's too wonderful. There's just so much - I can't - so much. SAM'S BROKEN VOICE. DEAN'S WEARINESS. OH, GOD. OH, GOD. It's too much.
CONFESSION, IT'S TIME. TELL ME. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO SAM THAT NIGHT, DEAN. Tell me why the demon wants him so badly.
FUUUUCK DOCTOR WOMAN. GO THE HELL AWAY YOU INTERRUPTED THE CONFESSIOOOON DDD< Dammit, I've been waiting two seasons for this shit. But, uh, seriously. Where'd everyone go? And also, HA, KNEW IT, SAM'S CLEAN. Also um, how the hell...? This can't be the end of it. THAT DOCTOR'S INVOLVED SOMEHOW, I KNOW IT.
Dean. Come on. You have an idea why he was immune. And is that seriously the end of it all? No freaking way. 'S gotta be more than that.
SHIT, THE FUCK. THE FUCK? It was the kid? OH MY JESUS. And that virus. IT WAS A DELIBERATE TEST OF SAM'S IMMUNITY? Fuck. DDD:
Oh, Sam. Don't let him get away with it. Ask him. Ask him what happened, what your dad said. And poor Dean, he really is desperate not to tell Sam what's going on. EEEEEEEE WINCHESTER MOMENT. "Dean, you're my brother. Whatever weight you're carrying, let me help." ♥
OH MY GOD, YES. DEAN. TELL SAM. TELL HIM. WHAT DID JOHN TELL YOU?
...that is the SHITTIEST FUCKING CLIFFHANGER EVER. WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST. DDD< Now I gotta go watch 2.10. BUT I CAN'T, I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK, AAAARGH. -___- FUCKING SUSPENSE. I HATES IT FOREVER.
And we kick this disco off with:
Awwww, Dean looking all worried about deathvision!Sammy. EEEE I ♥ Big Brother Dean. And HA, brothers. "FINE."/"FINE."/"FINE."/"FINE." You guuuys are such...guys, hurr.
Quick note: if I ever seen someone roll into town in a car as sexy as that Impala, I swear I will flip my shit. HARD.
U.S. MARSHALS? Seriously, boys? What makes you think you can pull that shit off after all the other failed attempts to masquerade as badges?
HEY THE LOST COLONY THAT'S NOT FAR FROM WHERE I LIVE. :D
"That's not school. That's Schoolhouse Rock." OMG SAMMY ILU FOR NERDERY. ALSO DEAN ILU FOR FAILING AT NERDERY, OR JUST PLAIN FAILERY. ♥~
Ooooooh no phone signal something is obviously wrong oooooh. And Dean's comment about massacring a town = NOT HELPING.
D'aaaww, this guy is SUPER CUTE. :D Ignoring the dudemeister haircut, of course. And hey, I think this family's hiding something, oooooh. Bahaha, brothers, "a little too Stepford."
HOLY SHIT WHAT THE HELL ARE THEY DOING FUCK FUCK SHIT. That was some intense shit, yo. Something tells me the boys are getting into some major trouble here. Poor woman, she looks absolutely devastated. God, this story is getting WAY FUCKED UP. "Had the devil in them," literally, I bet. D:
Why does everybody get on Sam's back for being - okay, well, wishy-washy with a gun, all right, I see their points sometimes. SOMETIMES. But I don't think a sense of temperance is anything to freak out over. The guy thinks before he shoots. He doesn't do it all the time, and when he does it's usually warranted --
Fuck. That baby carrier has blood on it. Fucking shit. DDD: I hate seeing dead babies. I swear if Supernatural ever does a dead/undead babies episode, I'm going to die, absolutely die.
Sulfur in the blood, SHOCK ME. Something unholy is going on here. And fuck, Dean. And fuck, quarantine. This is like some weird The Mist/28 Days Later crossover. And also fuck, Dean is going to be One Unhappy Camper when he has to think about the bullet holes in his precious car.
SHIT CHRIST HOLY FUCK. What the hell is going on with these people? That woman just went gonzo.
XD OMG DEEEEAN. This Winchester Dialogues doesn't have Sam in it, but still. The sergeant and Dean pointing guns at each other is LAWL.
D: PUT IT DOWN!
Sarge: NO YOU!
D: NO YOU!
Sarge: ARE YOU ONE OF THEM?
D: NO ARE YOU?
Sarge: NO YOU COULD BE LYING!
D: SO COULD YOU!
Sarge: YOU'RE RIGHT I COULD!
D: SO COULD I!
Sarge: OKAY FINE!
D: ALL RIGHT OKAY!
Baaahahaha, that made me grin in the midst of my horror and WTFing. :D All you need is Dean - Dean is all you need. "You've got a neighbor named Mr. Rogers?" PFFFFT. Can always trust you to focus on the important details, Dean.
Prediction: The doctor is in on this shiz. She has access to blood samples and all that jazz, yeah? She could easily distribute tainted blood to her patients, and then it's a domino effect. We'll see how this theory pans out.
Demonic germ warfare. Let's hope that idea doesn't catch on at the UN. -_-;;
Of course John thought the Lost Colony was the result of a rampant demon. Of course. Heh. Maybe it was. A demon named Croatoan. *snicker* Sure. Maybe. Also, shit, Dean. You don't hesitate. Ever. Jesus. That kind of focus is... *shudder* But mmm, Winchesters with weapons. My favorite. Also THAT WOMAN IS INFECTED GET AWAY FROM HER.
HAAA Sammy. "We could make some." Of course you could make some explosives, Sammy. I just bet you know how. :D ♥ And Dean. "Awkwaaard." Sensitivity and tact, baby. That's why we keep you around. It ain't just your pretty face. And it sure ain't your brains.
Uh-oh. Winchester feud again. Fuck, Dean. You'll do anything to protect your brother, even shut him out yourself and kill a maybe-innocent man.
And then - and then you couldn't, could you? You couldn't make Sammy hate you for that. You couldn't lose your brother's love and trust over it. Oh, Dean.
SAM, SHIT SHIT SHIT. WHAT THE FUCK, YOU FUCKING MORON. SHE'S INFECTEEEEED. GOD DAMN, SON. YOU'RE A FUCKING FUCKTARD. And she smeared her blood on you, shiiiiiiit. D8 THESE ARE A FEW OF MY LEAST FAVORITE THINGS.
How much you wanna bet that whatever it is that makes Sam have deathvisions is going to keep him safe from the virus? And DEEEEAN. "Nobody's shooting my brother." Oh, Dean. Threatening and willing to kill anyone who tries to kill Sam. The double standard you'll enact for Sam - and you're even happy to die with him - oh, oh, oh. I've never loved you more than I do now.
And here it is. I feel it coming. The Big Confession. We're about to learn what's up with Sam, aren't we?
But before that. You Winchesters, you just - you just love each other, don't you. KEEEE I can't stand it, it's too wonderful. There's just so much - I can't - so much. SAM'S BROKEN VOICE. DEAN'S WEARINESS. OH, GOD. OH, GOD. It's too much.
CONFESSION, IT'S TIME. TELL ME. TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO SAM THAT NIGHT, DEAN. Tell me why the demon wants him so badly.
FUUUUCK DOCTOR WOMAN. GO THE HELL AWAY YOU INTERRUPTED THE CONFESSIOOOON DDD< Dammit, I've been waiting two seasons for this shit. But, uh, seriously. Where'd everyone go? And also, HA, KNEW IT, SAM'S CLEAN. Also um, how the hell...? This can't be the end of it. THAT DOCTOR'S INVOLVED SOMEHOW, I KNOW IT.
Dean. Come on. You have an idea why he was immune. And is that seriously the end of it all? No freaking way. 'S gotta be more than that.
SHIT, THE FUCK. THE FUCK? It was the kid? OH MY JESUS. And that virus. IT WAS A DELIBERATE TEST OF SAM'S IMMUNITY? Fuck. DDD:
Oh, Sam. Don't let him get away with it. Ask him. Ask him what happened, what your dad said. And poor Dean, he really is desperate not to tell Sam what's going on. EEEEEEEE WINCHESTER MOMENT. "Dean, you're my brother. Whatever weight you're carrying, let me help." ♥
OH MY GOD, YES. DEAN. TELL SAM. TELL HIM. WHAT DID JOHN TELL YOU?
...that is the SHITTIEST FUCKING CLIFFHANGER EVER. WHAT THE HELL, WHAT THE SHIT, WHAT THE FUCKING CHRIST. DDD< Now I gotta go watch 2.10. BUT I CAN'T, I HAVE TO DO HOMEWORK, AAAARGH. -___- FUCKING SUSPENSE. I HATES IT FOREVER.