So I'm having this weird insomnia problem. I fall asleep at a reasonable hour. Then I wake up at a totally inappropriate hour. Like say, 3:30 AM. This is messing up my life royal. On the days following these interrupted nights, I am something of a zombie. Not that I dislike being a zombie, but it's not that great for the career path ( Read more... )

I've been SO TIRED for the past week or so. I think it's mostly stress. I fall asleep when I shouldn't. I can't sleep when I should. I can't eat much of anything. Everything grosses me out ( Read more... )

 Okay, that's some low-hanging fruit, isn't it. But I'm actually talking about my health.

I'm sick. Again. Really, really sick. High fever, no voice, sore throat, chills, body aches, the whole deal. WHY???

I eat reasonably well. I like my leafy greens. I take vitamins. Okay I could have gotten more exercise in the past few months--but we're talking ( Read more... )

 Well, I went to bed with a stomach ache last night, and woke up at 4AM with a bad case of the pukes.

I know what you're thinking. Well, despite my griping last night, I was not actually drinking rum. (Nor have I ever consumed enough rum to make myself barf. I don't think it's possible.) I was drinking chocolate milk.

I don't know if it was BAD ( Read more... )

And I probably am. But I have a damn good reason. Several, in fact ( Read more... )

Stop fucking with me.

Thank you.

Love,

Lorelei 

Maybe if you hit me in the back of the head with a 2x4 a few times, the curse will be broken.

Well, at least my head will be broken.

Same thing.

Beware. Serious whining ahead ( Read more... )

DEAR GOD WHERE DID IT GO?

Daniel got me a new laptop! Yay! Mine was slowly and painfully dying.

However.

It has no mouse button. Only a touchpad. I fucking HATE touchpads. Nobody had mouse buttons but Thinkpads anymore, and they cost a zillion dollars.

I FEEL LIKE I'M MISSING A CRITICAL BODY PART!!!

Wah

Wah

Wah

WAh