I just swore under my breath, except instead of swearing what came out was "Well hop on pop."

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This trend must continue until all feasible Dr. Seuss titles have been exhausted. They are excellent for this purpose ( Read more... )

( I think this qualifies as Supreme Court fanfic. )

Play the Chinese fortune cookie game with the Constitution. Article I (Congress and what it gets to do) is particularly good for this ( Read more... )

My apartment is empty. Chris and Rich left Thursday for their two-week bar trip to Europe. K gets in on Wednesday. It's lonely - at night I turn on all the lights, and the TV or iTunes is always on, making noise, filling up the dreadful emptiness that permeates every room.

On the other hand, I can think of absolutely no reason to wear pants.