( What I'm actually thinking about on any given day. )

How I Thought It Worked

1. Go to law school somewhere.
2. Sign up for the bar exam.
3. Take the bar exam.
4. You're a lawyer.

How It Actually Works
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Dear iTunes:

Why does your crossfade feature NEVER FUCKING WORK?! I have to tell you three times to crossfade at all, and then you do it at some random point rather than the number of seconds I set it to. What the fuck is your problem?!

I don't really feel like doing 25 pages of Antitrust for tomorrow, so I distracted myself by writing down what my homework assignments for Wednesday are. I have all my classes on Tuesdays and Wednesdays ( Read more... )

Google and CNET employees' info stolen from HR company in burglaryWow, that's *both* of the places I worked prior to 2006. Well done. Has Google or CNET contacted me about this? No. Have they contacted their current employees? Yes. I left voicemail with CNET's HR asking for the one-year credit monitoring service that both companies have offered to ( Read more... )

Well, this just destroyed my faith in humanity. And I'd almost made it to being awake for three whole hours before that happened for the day, as it does basically every day.

I hate people.

Via half the blogosphere, ICE decides if you're really an American or not and deports you accordingly. Outrage fatigue, what?

"The immigration agents told me they never make mistakes."

Suddenly the fact that U.S. Customs agents questioned me about where my last name is from, and this was before 9/11, seems a lot more sinister.

I knew I kept all these old documents around for a reason ( Read more... )

Did you make a transaction in a foreign country using your Visa-, MasterCard-, or Diners Club-branded credit or debit card between 2/1/96 and 11/8/06?

Have I got news for you!

Yet again, a California politician wants to crush your civil liberties and quash dissent. (And all but SIX members of the House do too.)

I'm thankful for what civil liberties I have left. Check in this time next year and the number will be yet smaller.