( Bar exam approacheth - leave me alone now, please )

Poll I Get Around

That $700 "your clutch needs to be replaced" problem with which Yakov's car was diagnosed by a brand-new mechanic in town who offered to inspect his car for the low low price of $20 in an attempt to bring in business to his new shop ( Read more... )

( Of mice and clowns )

I just saved money on my car insurance by switching to GEICO!

OK, actually I'm paying slightly more, but only like fifty bucks more, which ain't nothin' considering I've gotten two speeding tickets this year, and is hundreds of dollars less than the six-month quote of $1200+ Progressive wanted and the $2000+ Safeco wanted. It is to laugh, sirs ( Read more... )

I took my car into the local VW dealership this morning for a safety recall inspection. (It's fine.) Whoever picks the radio station that plays in the showroom has great taste: when I dropped the car off, the PA was playing the Smiths' "How Soon Is Now"; when I walked in to pick the car up, "This Corrosion" was on ( Read more... )