(  When I was about three years old... )

Regina Spektor is the most adorable person in the entire world ( Read more... )

Sean stole my shoes last night to try to get me to tell him where his plants were. Not only did I successfully hold out, I also lied to him. And he believed me! I'm an awful liar, so I was quite impressed. Mark had a hard time keeping a straight face throughout. He's much less gullible than Sean ( Read more... )

This is going to sound weird, but my eye keeps twitching. And it's fucking freaking me out ( Read more... )

I officially have nothing left to read this semester ever again ( Read more... )

Maryland may be a blue state, but it's just like all the rest.

It's just never right.

I really love this song.