How much more of THE MAN can I be? (rhetorical question) | PLUS...win $5

[wassdog]

Hey, so on the first day of school I went to visit some friends at their onc-ampus apartment. The whole complex just became dry and of course there was so drinking going on, but bare in mind that this is moving day. All of a sudden we hear a noise from the window and it is a campus police officer creeping on us, moving threw the bushes so he can peer through the slit in the window and he says "I can hear beer in there". So somehow, even though no one saw me or anyone else actually drinking, a friend of mine and I are in trouble and have to go before a Salem State Tribunal court and plead our case. As it stands right now we probably won't be using an adviser and instead I will be representing us both. Whatever, my dads a lawyer, i'm the man. I'll just watch My Cousin Vinnie and be all set.

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In lighter news...WANT TO WIN $5?!

I need help coming up with a halloween costume, so give me Halloween Costume Ideas. Best Idea-maker wins $5...seriously. Here are the rules:

1. Has to be semi-original.
2. I still have to look hot in it.
3. If this idea had a female counterpart that would be ideal, but if it doesn't...tell me anyways.

WORD.