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It's been a while since I've had anything substantial to say, but even the large, flaccid, and inert critters of nature can be provoked to roar and take action, as anyone who's witnessed a hippo attack will agree. And if I am the hippo in this tale, so be it: I will bellow and overturn canoes and send swimmers panicking for the shore as necessary.

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That'd be the washa_way/spuffyduds  household, now that Thing One has been commenced, handed his sheepskin, and given the boot out of the womb of secondary education.

We've been celebrating by hosting spuff's mom for a week, her former roommate (and toddler daughter) for three nights, and the lovely/talented qe2  for two nights, with my parents, my brother, my ( Read more... )

Not exactly a fanfic, but...

"One Spam to Bind Them"
Fandom: Lord of the Rings
Rating: G
475 words
No canon, no way, no how

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CONTRACTS VERIFICATION E.A.A.C.
ATTN: FRODO BAGGINS

Dear Sir/Madam,

l am MR ELROND HALFELVEN, the contracts verification manager of Eriador Ancient Artifacts ( Read more... )