I'm not really posting this to self-aggrandize, I just want to remember this so I can use it in my routine once I become a comedian.

Mom: Did you know that Squanto died only a year after meeting the Pilgrims?
Me: No, but I'm not really a squantologist.

EDIT: Oh crap, now people will steal this. Oh well.

Mark and I are working on the open source program GraphCalc, because maybe that will count as my comp learning.

Quote of the Day:
"This program is so not object oriented." - Mark

I should probably just post this because it was funny at the time, before I forget, and because my livejournal (a.k.a. BLOG) has been lacking "quotes", a.k.a. "FUNNY QUOTATIONS" lately ( Read more... )

"Did you hear about the boy that was abducted and put in Building 70 and then he ran away and joined the circuits?" - Prof. Young

Brandon: You sure talk about Building 70 a lot ( Read more... )

So apparently I can get Vista for free through RIT's MSDN account. Nice ( Read more... )

Sociology has been replaced with a C++ independent study. Yes that's right, I'm taking it as a class and an independent study concurrently.

Instant classic quote from physics:

Mr Dodge: And what units do we use to measure g?
Me: G-units.